PRIVACY POLICY

Hey, we don't collect squat. No emails, no names, no card numbers, no tracking cookies-nothing. You visit, you see the button, you pay through Venmo or whatever and we never see your wallet. We don't sell what you click, don't log where you're from, don't give a damn about your browser. If you text us, we keep the number five days then delete it. If you mail a postcard, we shred it after we laugh. That's it. Made in Orlando. Last updated: today.